Since I'm Talking About Toes....

After the post about camel toes... I starting thinkin' about toes in general. People have a LOT of audacity to wear open toe and heal shoe wear and not have their feet in open toe/heal wear shape. How in the hell do you find it okay to go outside with crusty feet?

I mention all of this because I was at a restaurant and this older guy came in and his feet were atrocious! Good thing I have a high level of control of my gag reflex. Those toes were yellowed, overgrown toenails and looked as if he had been preparing an apple pie crust with his feet.

What makes me wonder is at what point did they ever look at their feet and think, "Shit, I better get a handle on these feet before they start looking bad." There has to be a point in time. It just HAS TO BE! If that time passed you by, it would probably serve you well to see a doctor. Those issues will only compound themselves.

What would be great is if you keep those gnarly fuckin' feet in some socks.

I've struggled with the notion of subjecting my readers to the atrocity of such types of feet - but I feel that if I had to see them, you all needed to see some of these offenders!


OooOOOh and look at this - Good Morning America is doing a segment on foot problems! It's a sign!!

Here are some helpful links if you find that your feet are on the verge of a breakdown - or a way to wake up and head out for a pedicure!

UgleeFeet.com
10 Ugly Feet (and What You Can Do About Them)
David Drake: Hoo-Ray, It's Ugly Feet Season!