Camels and Moose?

Yesterday a conversation came up about camel toe - the infamous shape created in the crotch of a female who wears pants that are too tight!

The conversation went a little like this.

Me: "You know, I have something I want to share with y'all. __________ has some fuckin' SERIOUS camel toe!"

(Group of friends erupt in laughter)

Friend: "Oh my God! I was just talking to ____________ about that! She noticed it too!"

My question is, "Do girls even know if they're rockin' the camel toe? If they don't realize it - how can they NOT feel that pressure down there?" Do they realize it and just say, "Fuck it - I'm fat down there and I won't buy any new pants that truly fit because I just don't care that much"? That makes me wonder.

The male version of this is the notorious moose knuckle. Men can definitely feel when the moose knuckle is in effect. Sometimes men do it on purpose - to show off what they're workin' with... but most times it's just BAD! I had moose knuckle a couple times - I TOTALLY noticed that I had it and resolved the problem quickly. See, with men, we get moose knuckle and immediately feel it. The twig and berries (or frank and beans if you will), get smooshed up and around the seam of the pants and you can't HELP but feel that.

Camels and Moose. Things that make you go hmmm...